Let’s mix things up this year and stay away from green novelty t-shirts with slogans like “My lucky charm” or “Rub me for luck”. Trust us, they won’t get you any kisses whether you’re Irish or not. If you are feeling festive try a button-up with a green print or pattern that you can wear any other day of the year paired with a sharp pair of dark denim. Or you can go the more subtle route and (sham)rock some green accessories like a smart pair of sneakers or a watch with a green band. That way the cutie at the bar can pinch you by pretending not to see your green. Cheers, the next round of green beer is on us.